60 Is The Lonliest Number...

I know, because I was bored and no one would talk to me so I decided to fill out this survey...

1. Are you scared of people hearing you pee?
Not one bit. I am scared of them seeing me pee, so I usually take some time every so often and practice my aim, just in case they decide to watch me. >.>;

2. If you had one thing to eat for the rest of your life what would it be?
Supreme pizza. I did survive on it for three months, so I'm sure it would work again.

3. Who was the last friend you texted?
Aleyna. Mind you, this was about a whole month and a half ago this occurred, and I had to check my phone to see.... D:

4. Name one word to describe your personality.
Personal. =| Seriously, back the fuck off man. It's my personality.

5. How many profile views do you have?
Don't know, don't care. Relevance: If I check do I win anything? No? Well, then why bother?

6. Describe your boyfriend/girlfriend in 2 words:
Almost Nonexistant. Oh, all of him? Passive aggressive...

7. Where do you see yourself in 6 years?
Whaaaaaat, I'm supposed to be psychic now? Oy, you're driving me meshuganeh. (Older, poorer, lonelier, uglier)

8. What is your favorite piece of jewelry?
Jewelry is for fags and my submissives.

9. What type of service is your cell phone?
I think it's TracFone. Yay cheap. I fucking wish I had Verizon.

10. What do you hate most about New York?
Can't hate it if you were too drugged up off of heroin to remember how sucky it was. Oh, the pretzel vendors. A pretzel should be fucking soft, not hard as a damned diamond. He owes me a tooth...

11. What kind of car is your dream car?
INEXPENSIVE, ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY AND A CORVETTE.

12. Can you leave the house without makeup?
I stopped wearing make up because I thought that was why guys kept hitting on me. Boy was I mistaken. It must be because of my pretty eyes. *Rolls them babies*

13. What are your top three favorite stores to shop at?
Consumers suck. I sell, not buy. Fucking American Capitalist bitches and their 'buy everything' mentalities... >=/

14. Do you consider yourself to be good-looking?
Only when I'm naked and asleep.

15. What do you miss about being a kid?
Getting away with everything, great sex with beautiful women, drugs, and money laundering. That said, I should try and join a mob, sounds like they might have similar perks.

16. What is your favorite animal?
Chicken. Mmm mmm, delicious.

17. Do you have any plans for Easter?
Yes, very elaborate plans to take over the world, Pinky, you knew that.
(going into peoples yards and stealing the easter baskets, eggs and other various things I can find with chocolate, candies, and money in them. Hehe, like taking candy from children.)

18. Apple, orange, or cranberry juice?
Neither of these are acceptable. Don't you bitches know I'm diabetic? Gimme sum dat derr beer.

19. Do you get enough sleep at night?
No, I wake up about every half hour, and think about how my plans to take over Crimbo might fail. Preventative planning to take care of those pesky adventurers.

20. Favorite Channel on T.V ?
T.V.?

21. Are you dating the person you text most?
Last person I texted was Allie a month and a half ago. I DON'T USE MY PHONE DAMNIT!

22. What is your favorite color?
Green.

23. What do you want?
At this exact moment? I don't know. I can tell you I don't want this twenty pounds that has decided to stick itself onto my stomach... Well, this week will tell.

24. Who was the last person you shared a bed with?
*Points to her right* This guy, who surprises me by not waking himself up he snores so loud.... I should roll him to his side.

25. Do you talk to yourself?
The voices in my head are telling me I should say no, because then they will learn our secret.

26. Do you drink milk straight from the carton?
Obsessive Compulsive Germophobe. Of course I do! =D

27. Who knows a dark secret or two about you?
Oh! Pick me!! Pick ME!!! Noone knows anything more or anything less about myself than anyone else. Except me. I am an exception.

28. Do you like Batman?
I like his BatSuit. I liked it a lot last night while I was holding Batman captive fro ransom. I had so much fun with the little rubber nipples. ^____^

29. Who did you last hug?
It might have been Ben, but I don't remember having hugged anyone for a few days now...

30. Do you swear at your parent(s)?
What parents? Oh, right, those "Parents". No, they swear at me. Or with me.

31. Do you like anyone now?
Everyone I don't want to kill.

32. When was the last time you lied?
Two seconds and four questions up.

33. When was the last time you cried?
Just now. Crying counts as tears coming from your eyes right? Because I don't feel emotions like sadness and grief.

34. Is your birthday on a holiday?
Yes, we call it "The Second Coming Of Jesus Day", for I am indeed everyone's savior.

35. What instant messaging service do you use?
AIM YIM Jabber ICQ ICR MSN GIM.
It's why I use Meebo now.

36. What is the last thing you cooked today?
Is microwaving a frozen dinner "cooking"? If not, the it was the pork curry from monday night.

37. Did you have a nap today?
Nnnnnaaaaaaaapuh? What's a nap??

38. Whose house did you go to yesterday?
"Mine"?

39. What are you currently listening to?
Ben snoring, and Dai telling me I should go outside and get cold.

40. Why is the sky blue?
The blue color of the sky is due to Rayleigh scattering. As light moves through the atmosphere, most of the longer wavelengths pass straight through. Little of the red, orange and yellow light is affected by the air. However, much of the shorter wavelength light is absorbed by the gas molecules. The absorbed blue light is then radiated in different directions. It gets scattered all around the sky. Whichever direction you look, some of this scattered blue light reaches you. Since you see the blue light from everywhere overhead, the sky looks blue. As you look closer to the horizon, the sky appears much paler in color. To reach you, the scattered blue light must pass through more air. Some of it gets scattered away again in other directions. Less blue light reaches your eyes. The color of the sky near the horizon appears paler or white.
Hopefully my smart and smart-assed response will suffice. If not, flush eyes with cold sterile water for fifteen minutes and take a fifty caliber aspirin.

41. Do you like green beans?
Only if they're raw. Cooking them would be so cruel to those poor green beans D:

42. Do you swear a lot?
Only when using expletives.

43. Where did you get the shirt you're wearing?
I stole it. (User was V& for this answer)

44. Do you have any regrets?
Do you have any regrets?? (I regret having had sex with Tim Riley. He is one seriously horrible fuck.)

45. Do you use an alarm clock?
No.

46. Where are you?
Outside because the voice in my head is very convincing. I am also cold as a result.

47. Do you ever snort when you laugh?
Yes. When asked nicely.

49. Are you social?
I am the antithesis when I have the time off from having to be nice and suck up to everyone.

50. Are you afraid of the dark?
I can see in most unlighted conditions, so no, I am not.

51. Did you miss someone today?
NIIIIIIIIICCCCCCKKKK! I want to boom boom boom.....

53. Are you happy with your life?
I could have done better. School, people, mentally, physically. I'm making up for it now though, so soon, I'm sure I'll be happy.

54. Who is the last person who you told your problems to?
The voice in my head. You're on bad psychiatrist, Dai.

55. What are you doing tonight?
Not sleeping obviously. It's 3:00 in the morning.

56. What is your MySpace song right now?
Angels On Acid (Horrible band name) - Misery Loves Company (Great song)
D:

57. Do you prefer to text or IM?
IMing saves money, and is faster.

58. What is a song that describes you and your EX?
Lit - Miserable (Taylor)
Bush -Chemicals Between Us (Adrien)
Chevelle - I Get It (Dowdy)
Placebo - Pure Morning (Billy)

59. Do you believe the number 6 is the number of death?
Only if that rumor that 7 ate 9 is true. It must have caused a mutiny between those two poor prime numbers...

60. What are your favorite magazines?
Maxim, Wired and Business Week.