Ben picked me up for my new job at Kohls last night at around 11:30. It was something of a pleasant surprise to find out he had been diligently waiting for me, since about 10:50, in the parking lot. I had left the building and stood outside the door and he immediately pulled out from his parking space and started heading towards me, but I stopped him and came to his car. I got in, and I noticed that there was a bottle of apple juice in a Nantucket Nectars bottle which we usually get from Chipotles, and with there being a Chipotles around the corner I asked him if he got anything for me, which, surprisingly, he did! I got me a carnita burrito, corn and tomato salsa, lettuce, pinto beans, no dairy. I was so amazed he remembered. And then when we got home, he was like, extremely nice, and didn't try to get me to eat with him... So I went and watched cartoons. =D This morning he woke me up by rubbing my nipples, and kissing on my neck and ears. He got me so horny, I rolled over and took off my shirt and bra, and made him suck on my tits. Somehow we wound up with him on top, and he moved me to take off my underwear, and I thought he was just going to rub me, but, he moved between my legs and started eating me out very thoroughly. I really really wanted to orgasm, and he was on me for about fifteen minutes before I was so sore I had to say stop. He then proceeded to maneuver himself to fuck me, even though he was soft, but he managed to get it up again by rubbing it for two or three seconds, and he mounted me, and it was at that point that I wished Nick was as good as Ben with foreplay, and that Ben had Nicks awesome penis. I would be so cool with either one. Preferably Ben with Nick's penis. To be honest, Nick is just a play thing to me. I see him as a friend and a fuck buddy, but I could and would never be really romantically involved with him.
Which reminds me of what I said about Tuesday to Nick. I had told Nick today I would see if we could hang on Tuesday. I didn't say hang, I just said I wanted to get my handcuffs. I wonder if I should fuck him on Tuesday. He's probably expecting it.
Le sigh, for I will finish this tomorrow.
Saturday, March 15, 2008
60 Is The Lonliest Number...
I know, because I was bored and no one would talk to me so I decided to fill out this survey...
1. Are you scared of people hearing you pee?
Not one bit. I am scared of them seeing me pee, so I usually take some time every so often and practice my aim, just in case they decide to watch me. >.>;
2. If you had one thing to eat for the rest of your life what would it be?
Supreme pizza. I did survive on it for three months, so I'm sure it would work again.
3. Who was the last friend you texted?
Aleyna. Mind you, this was about a whole month and a half ago this occurred, and I had to check my phone to see.... D:
4. Name one word to describe your personality.
Personal. =| Seriously, back the fuck off man. It's my personality.
5. How many profile views do you have?
Don't know, don't care. Relevance: If I check do I win anything? No? Well, then why bother?
6. Describe your boyfriend/girlfriend in 2 words:
Almost Nonexistant. Oh, all of him? Passive aggressive...
7. Where do you see yourself in 6 years?
Whaaaaaat, I'm supposed to be psychic now? Oy, you're driving me meshuganeh. (Older, poorer, lonelier, uglier)
8. What is your favorite piece of jewelry?
Jewelry is for fags and my submissives.
9. What type of service is your cell phone?
I think it's TracFone. Yay cheap. I fucking wish I had Verizon.
10. What do you hate most about New York?
Can't hate it if you were too drugged up off of heroin to remember how sucky it was. Oh, the pretzel vendors. A pretzel should be fucking soft, not hard as a damned diamond. He owes me a tooth...
11. What kind of car is your dream car?
INEXPENSIVE, ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY AND A CORVETTE.
12. Can you leave the house without makeup?
I stopped wearing make up because I thought that was why guys kept hitting on me. Boy was I mistaken. It must be because of my pretty eyes. *Rolls them babies*
13. What are your top three favorite stores to shop at?
Consumers suck. I sell, not buy. Fucking American Capitalist bitches and their 'buy everything' mentalities... >=/
14. Do you consider yourself to be good-looking?
Only when I'm naked and asleep.
15. What do you miss about being a kid?
Getting away with everything, great sex with beautiful women, drugs, and money laundering. That said, I should try and join a mob, sounds like they might have similar perks.
16. What is your favorite animal?
Chicken. Mmm mmm, delicious.
17. Do you have any plans for Easter?
Yes, very elaborate plans to take over the world, Pinky, you knew that.
(going into peoples yards and stealing the easter baskets, eggs and other various things I can find with chocolate, candies, and money in them. Hehe, like taking candy from children.)
18. Apple, orange, or cranberry juice?
Neither of these are acceptable. Don't you bitches know I'm diabetic? Gimme sum dat derr beer.
19. Do you get enough sleep at night?
No, I wake up about every half hour, and think about how my plans to take over Crimbo might fail. Preventative planning to take care of those pesky adventurers.
20. Favorite Channel on T.V ?
T.V.?
21. Are you dating the person you text most?
Last person I texted was Allie a month and a half ago. I DON'T USE MY PHONE DAMNIT!
22. What is your favorite color?
Green.
23. What do you want?
At this exact moment? I don't know. I can tell you I don't want this twenty pounds that has decided to stick itself onto my stomach... Well, this week will tell.
24. Who was the last person you shared a bed with?
*Points to her right* This guy, who surprises me by not waking himself up he snores so loud.... I should roll him to his side.
25. Do you talk to yourself?
The voices in my head are telling me I should say no, because then they will learn our secret.
26. Do you drink milk straight from the carton?
Obsessive Compulsive Germophobe. Of course I do! =D
27. Who knows a dark secret or two about you?
Oh! Pick me!! Pick ME!!! Noone knows anything more or anything less about myself than anyone else. Except me. I am an exception.
28. Do you like Batman?
I like his BatSuit. I liked it a lot last night while I was holding Batman captive fro ransom. I had so much fun with the little rubber nipples. ^____^
29. Who did you last hug?
It might have been Ben, but I don't remember having hugged anyone for a few days now...
30. Do you swear at your parent(s)?
What parents? Oh, right, those "Parents". No, they swear at me. Or with me.
31. Do you like anyone now?
Everyone I don't want to kill.
32. When was the last time you lied?
Two seconds and four questions up.
33. When was the last time you cried?
Just now. Crying counts as tears coming from your eyes right? Because I don't feel emotions like sadness and grief.
34. Is your birthday on a holiday?
Yes, we call it "The Second Coming Of Jesus Day", for I am indeed everyone's savior.
35. What instant messaging service do you use?
AIM YIM Jabber ICQ ICR MSN GIM.
It's why I use Meebo now.
36. What is the last thing you cooked today?
Is microwaving a frozen dinner "cooking"? If not, the it was the pork curry from monday night.
37. Did you have a nap today?
Nnnnnaaaaaaaapuh? What's a nap??
38. Whose house did you go to yesterday?
"Mine"?
39. What are you currently listening to?
Ben snoring, and Dai telling me I should go outside and get cold.
40. Why is the sky blue?
The blue color of the sky is due to Rayleigh scattering. As light moves through the atmosphere, most of the longer wavelengths pass straight through. Little of the red, orange and yellow light is affected by the air. However, much of the shorter wavelength light is absorbed by the gas molecules. The absorbed blue light is then radiated in different directions. It gets scattered all around the sky. Whichever direction you look, some of this scattered blue light reaches you. Since you see the blue light from everywhere overhead, the sky looks blue. As you look closer to the horizon, the sky appears much paler in color. To reach you, the scattered blue light must pass through more air. Some of it gets scattered away again in other directions. Less blue light reaches your eyes. The color of the sky near the horizon appears paler or white.
Hopefully my smart and smart-assed response will suffice. If not, flush eyes with cold sterile water for fifteen minutes and take a fifty caliber aspirin.
41. Do you like green beans?
Only if they're raw. Cooking them would be so cruel to those poor green beans D:
42. Do you swear a lot?
Only when using expletives.
43. Where did you get the shirt you're wearing?
I stole it. (User was V& for this answer)
44. Do you have any regrets?
Do you have any regrets?? (I regret having had sex with Tim Riley. He is one seriously horrible fuck.)
45. Do you use an alarm clock?
No.
46. Where are you?
Outside because the voice in my head is very convincing. I am also cold as a result.
47. Do you ever snort when you laugh?
Yes. When asked nicely.
49. Are you social?
I am the antithesis when I have the time off from having to be nice and suck up to everyone.
50. Are you afraid of the dark?
I can see in most unlighted conditions, so no, I am not.
51. Did you miss someone today?
NIIIIIIIIICCCCCCKKKK! I want to boom boom boom.....
53. Are you happy with your life?
I could have done better. School, people, mentally, physically. I'm making up for it now though, so soon, I'm sure I'll be happy.
54. Who is the last person who you told your problems to?
The voice in my head. You're on bad psychiatrist, Dai.
55. What are you doing tonight?
Not sleeping obviously. It's 3:00 in the morning.
56. What is your MySpace song right now?
Angels On Acid (Horrible band name) - Misery Loves Company (Great song)
D:
57. Do you prefer to text or IM?
IMing saves money, and is faster.
58. What is a song that describes you and your EX?
Lit - Miserable (Taylor)
Bush -Chemicals Between Us (Adrien)
Chevelle - I Get It (Dowdy)
Placebo - Pure Morning (Billy)
59. Do you believe the number 6 is the number of death?
Only if that rumor that 7 ate 9 is true. It must have caused a mutiny between those two poor prime numbers...
60. What are your favorite magazines?
Maxim, Wired and Business Week.
1. Are you scared of people hearing you pee?
Not one bit. I am scared of them seeing me pee, so I usually take some time every so often and practice my aim, just in case they decide to watch me. >.>;
2. If you had one thing to eat for the rest of your life what would it be?
Supreme pizza. I did survive on it for three months, so I'm sure it would work again.
3. Who was the last friend you texted?
Aleyna. Mind you, this was about a whole month and a half ago this occurred, and I had to check my phone to see.... D:
4. Name one word to describe your personality.
Personal. =| Seriously, back the fuck off man. It's my personality.
5. How many profile views do you have?
Don't know, don't care. Relevance: If I check do I win anything? No? Well, then why bother?
6. Describe your boyfriend/girlfriend in 2 words:
Almost Nonexistant. Oh, all of him? Passive aggressive...
7. Where do you see yourself in 6 years?
Whaaaaaat, I'm supposed to be psychic now? Oy, you're driving me meshuganeh. (Older, poorer, lonelier, uglier)
8. What is your favorite piece of jewelry?
Jewelry is for fags and my submissives.
9. What type of service is your cell phone?
I think it's TracFone. Yay cheap. I fucking wish I had Verizon.
10. What do you hate most about New York?
Can't hate it if you were too drugged up off of heroin to remember how sucky it was. Oh, the pretzel vendors. A pretzel should be fucking soft, not hard as a damned diamond. He owes me a tooth...
11. What kind of car is your dream car?
INEXPENSIVE, ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY AND A CORVETTE.
12. Can you leave the house without makeup?
I stopped wearing make up because I thought that was why guys kept hitting on me. Boy was I mistaken. It must be because of my pretty eyes. *Rolls them babies*
13. What are your top three favorite stores to shop at?
Consumers suck. I sell, not buy. Fucking American Capitalist bitches and their 'buy everything' mentalities... >=/
14. Do you consider yourself to be good-looking?
Only when I'm naked and asleep.
15. What do you miss about being a kid?
Getting away with everything, great sex with beautiful women, drugs, and money laundering. That said, I should try and join a mob, sounds like they might have similar perks.
16. What is your favorite animal?
Chicken. Mmm mmm, delicious.
17. Do you have any plans for Easter?
Yes, very elaborate plans to take over the world, Pinky, you knew that.
(going into peoples yards and stealing the easter baskets, eggs and other various things I can find with chocolate, candies, and money in them. Hehe, like taking candy from children.)
18. Apple, orange, or cranberry juice?
Neither of these are acceptable. Don't you bitches know I'm diabetic? Gimme sum dat derr beer.
19. Do you get enough sleep at night?
No, I wake up about every half hour, and think about how my plans to take over Crimbo might fail. Preventative planning to take care of those pesky adventurers.
20. Favorite Channel on T.V ?
T.V.?
21. Are you dating the person you text most?
Last person I texted was Allie a month and a half ago. I DON'T USE MY PHONE DAMNIT!
22. What is your favorite color?
Green.
23. What do you want?
At this exact moment? I don't know. I can tell you I don't want this twenty pounds that has decided to stick itself onto my stomach... Well, this week will tell.
24. Who was the last person you shared a bed with?
*Points to her right* This guy, who surprises me by not waking himself up he snores so loud.... I should roll him to his side.
25. Do you talk to yourself?
The voices in my head are telling me I should say no, because then they will learn our secret.
26. Do you drink milk straight from the carton?
Obsessive Compulsive Germophobe. Of course I do! =D
27. Who knows a dark secret or two about you?
Oh! Pick me!! Pick ME!!! Noone knows anything more or anything less about myself than anyone else. Except me. I am an exception.
28. Do you like Batman?
I like his BatSuit. I liked it a lot last night while I was holding Batman captive fro ransom. I had so much fun with the little rubber nipples. ^____^
29. Who did you last hug?
It might have been Ben, but I don't remember having hugged anyone for a few days now...
30. Do you swear at your parent(s)?
What parents? Oh, right, those "Parents". No, they swear at me. Or with me.
31. Do you like anyone now?
Everyone I don't want to kill.
32. When was the last time you lied?
Two seconds and four questions up.
33. When was the last time you cried?
Just now. Crying counts as tears coming from your eyes right? Because I don't feel emotions like sadness and grief.
34. Is your birthday on a holiday?
Yes, we call it "The Second Coming Of Jesus Day", for I am indeed everyone's savior.
35. What instant messaging service do you use?
AIM YIM Jabber ICQ ICR MSN GIM.
It's why I use Meebo now.
36. What is the last thing you cooked today?
Is microwaving a frozen dinner "cooking"? If not, the it was the pork curry from monday night.
37. Did you have a nap today?
Nnnnnaaaaaaaapuh? What's a nap??
38. Whose house did you go to yesterday?
"Mine"?
39. What are you currently listening to?
Ben snoring, and Dai telling me I should go outside and get cold.
40. Why is the sky blue?
The blue color of the sky is due to Rayleigh scattering. As light moves through the atmosphere, most of the longer wavelengths pass straight through. Little of the red, orange and yellow light is affected by the air. However, much of the shorter wavelength light is absorbed by the gas molecules. The absorbed blue light is then radiated in different directions. It gets scattered all around the sky. Whichever direction you look, some of this scattered blue light reaches you. Since you see the blue light from everywhere overhead, the sky looks blue. As you look closer to the horizon, the sky appears much paler in color. To reach you, the scattered blue light must pass through more air. Some of it gets scattered away again in other directions. Less blue light reaches your eyes. The color of the sky near the horizon appears paler or white.
Hopefully my smart and smart-assed response will suffice. If not, flush eyes with cold sterile water for fifteen minutes and take a fifty caliber aspirin.
41. Do you like green beans?
Only if they're raw. Cooking them would be so cruel to those poor green beans D:
42. Do you swear a lot?
Only when using expletives.
43. Where did you get the shirt you're wearing?
I stole it. (User was V& for this answer)
44. Do you have any regrets?
Do you have any regrets?? (I regret having had sex with Tim Riley. He is one seriously horrible fuck.)
45. Do you use an alarm clock?
No.
46. Where are you?
Outside because the voice in my head is very convincing. I am also cold as a result.
47. Do you ever snort when you laugh?
Yes. When asked nicely.
49. Are you social?
I am the antithesis when I have the time off from having to be nice and suck up to everyone.
50. Are you afraid of the dark?
I can see in most unlighted conditions, so no, I am not.
51. Did you miss someone today?
NIIIIIIIIICCCCCCKKKK! I want to boom boom boom.....
53. Are you happy with your life?
I could have done better. School, people, mentally, physically. I'm making up for it now though, so soon, I'm sure I'll be happy.
54. Who is the last person who you told your problems to?
The voice in my head. You're on bad psychiatrist, Dai.
55. What are you doing tonight?
Not sleeping obviously. It's 3:00 in the morning.
56. What is your MySpace song right now?
Angels On Acid (Horrible band name) - Misery Loves Company (Great song)
D:
57. Do you prefer to text or IM?
IMing saves money, and is faster.
58. What is a song that describes you and your EX?
Lit - Miserable (Taylor)
Bush -Chemicals Between Us (Adrien)
Chevelle - I Get It (Dowdy)
Placebo - Pure Morning (Billy)
59. Do you believe the number 6 is the number of death?
Only if that rumor that 7 ate 9 is true. It must have caused a mutiny between those two poor prime numbers...
60. What are your favorite magazines?
Maxim, Wired and Business Week.
Friday, March 14, 2008
=D Clearly!
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Judge Declines Scientologists' Request For Restraining Order
POSTED: 4:51 pm EDT March 13, 2008
UPDATED: 4:59 pm EDT March 13, 2008
CLEARWATER, Fla. -- A judge has refused to order members of a loose-knit protest group to stay away from Church of Scientology buildings in Clearwater.
The church went to court earlier this week claiming that a group known as Anonymous was responsible for threatening Internet video clips, phone calls and other harassment aimed at the church and its members.
But the judge rejected the church's petition for a restraining order because it didn't contain enough specific information about alleged wrongdoing by the 26 group members named in the document.
The group plans another demonstration this weekend in Clearwater, where the church owns many of the buildings downtown.
Copyright 2008 by The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.
>> | 03/14/08(Fri)13:40:27 No.58216531>This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed. |
>> | 03/14/08(Fri)13:40:51 No.58216560I'm glad to see that some of the people here have seen the light and have chosen to not associate with the terrorist organization known as anonymous. |
>> | 03/14/08(Fri)13:41:16 No.58216598the judge is anon? |
>> | 03/14/08(Fri)13:41:32 No.58216625sage |
>> | 03/14/08(Fri)13:41:42 No.58216639SINEP> |
>> | 03/14/08(Fri)13:41:57 No.58216658>>58216560 |
>> | 03/14/08(Fri)13:42:18 No.58216689>PENIS> u newfag |
Politics On My /b/??
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Couldn't compile entire page, not sure what happened but the page reloaded for some strange reason and I lost the game.
03/14/08(Fri)12:39:36 No.58211018
Hey Amerifags, how does it feel to be a citizen of the world's most hated country?
03/14/08(Fri)12:40:33 No.58211103
It feels pretty sweet. How does it feel the I don't give a fuck who YOU are or where you're from?03/14/08(Fri)12:41:20 No.58211171
itt Eurofags jealous of America's infinite power and global influence.03/14/08(Fri)12:41:39 No.58211197
glad that I just live in the hellhole03/14/08(Fri)12:41:52 No.58211215
I stopped claiming to be an american back when monkeyboy got elected.
>>5821110303/14/08(Fri)12:42:31 No.58211277
even if i would tell you where i'm from, it wouldn't help you, because americans don't know shit about geography
>>5821101803/14/08(Fri)12:42:36 No.58211282
Well goddamnit where am I gonna get General Tso's chicken now?
Amerikkans: so easily trolled.03/14/08(Fri)12:42:38 No.58211288
>>5821121503/14/08(Fri)12:42:43 No.58211298
Try me.
Nobody likes a hater.03/14/08(Fri)12:42:49 No.58211303
good cause we don't give a fuck03/14/08(Fri)12:43:01 No.58211328
>>5821101803/14/08(Fri)12:43:02 No.58211332
Absolutely smashing. It's nice to know that when the rest of you bums finally manage to kill yourselves off, we'll be the only ones left standing.
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>>58211103
>how it does feels that american grammar bad sentence fucked is?
03/14/08(Fri)12:43:15 No.58211351
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We're the nigga you love to hate.
Deal with it.
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>>5821101803/14/08(Fri)12:43:39 No.58211380
it's fucking awesome
your just jealous
>>5821119703/14/08(Fri)12:44:19 No.58211436
Obama hasn't been elected yet.
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>>5821101803/14/08(Fri)12:44:23 No.58211440
There's some very good medicine to take if you hate America.
Hey eurofag, how does it feel knowing america, the worlds most hated country, can destroy your whole continent. How long do you think we can take the torment before we snap?03/14/08(Fri)12:45:06 No.58211498
SHIT! I can't come into that gook's vermin-infested establishment? Oh, damn. I'll have to get my AIDS elsewhere.03/14/08(Fri)12:45:28 No.58211529
>>5821101803/14/08(Fri)12:45:49 No.58211562
when i see this pic im proud of not to be american.
In other parts of the world, the people ignore people who speak English
i hate it as much as non amerifags03/14/08(Fri)12:45:58 No.58211576
This country blows its like everyone hates us okay i could live with that but to deny it and to keep doing what we do its just GAY!!!!
Me and my break dancing friends are going to beat up some punk rock faggots.03/14/08(Fri)12:45:58 No.58211579
Successful troll is successful03/14/08(Fri)12:46:44 No.58211641
>>5821101803/14/08(Fri)12:47:38 No.58211717
Badass. You live in a world full of hypocrites that refuse to acknowledge their own problems so the just fault you for yours.
Im a Venezuelanfag and I DON'T hate america, I say people who hate other countries are stupid.03/14/08(Fri)12:47:40 No.58211720
It feels like living in a 2k sq.ft home, 4 cars in the garage, massive amts of disposable income, pronz, and sex.03/14/08(Fri)12:48:11 No.58211770
Did you know, that although china has a army 10x larger than america's. America has more, and better, nukes. Therefore03/14/08(Fri)12:48:31 No.58211799
DONT FUCK WITH AMERICA
WE'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU OR NUKE YOU!!!!
>LOL AMERIFAG HERE03/14/08(Fri)12:48:45 No.58211815
CURRENTLY DRINKING MOUNTAIN DEW AND WATCHING THE NASCAR. YOU KNOW WHATS DELICIOUS? GREASE. DEEP FRIED MAYONNAISE BALLS FUCKIN DELICIOUS.
This thread is now about inflation.03/14/08(Fri)12:48:49 No.58211825
Go.
>>5821101803/14/08(Fri)12:49:08 No.58211856
Too bad all of Japan's entertainment and modern culture is inspired by or comes directly from America.
>>5821127703/14/08(Fri)12:49:16 No.58211863
there are 20 million other chinks that will gladly serve you "chinese" food.
otha countries betta not chirp03/14/08(Fri)12:49:42 No.58211911
USA USA USA
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>>5821121503/14/08(Fri)12:50:18 No.58211966
As an american, i know my geography better than you. Troll troll LOL
Good job at failing
i love how the entire world hates america because of oh I don't know...the decisions of about 1500 people IF that.03/14/08(Fri)12:50:22 No.58211975
PROTIP EUROFAGS: Our last two elections AT LEAST were rigged, The american people had NO CHOICE in our president. And unless Obama wins I'll say the same thing about this election.
We no longer have control over our dictatorship government. Don't hate americans for what the actions of a few have done.
That'd be like us hating the UK for what the memebers of Parliment do.
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oh, hi. i fixed your sign.
03/14/08(Fri)12:50:30 No.58211985
Pretty good. The hate won't last, and the next person on the shit list will have to live with being called worse than Americans. Followed by them advertising our strengths to highlight their failings.03/14/08(Fri)12:50:31 No.58211987
Let them hate, so long as they fear.03/14/08(Fri)12:50:45 No.58212009
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Haha, how's that food shortage coming along?
03/14/08(Fri)12:50:45 No.58212010
fuck the united states03/14/08(Fri)12:50:55 No.58212024
LONG LIVE THE CONFEDERATE STATES OF AMERICA!
>>5821179903/14/08(Fri)12:50:59 No.58212030
Don't forget the chaser - a tall, cool glass of corn oil.
Other countries may hate us, but they don't have the fucking firepower to blast us off this rock, now do they? So instead they just bbbaawwww about shit, and get butthurt.03/14/08(Fri)12:51:00 No.58212032
The Manhattan Project: Americans paying Europeans to develop nukes for them 'cos they're too stupid to do so themselves.03/14/08(Fri)12:51:09 No.58212049
>>5821128203/14/08(Fri)12:51:24 No.58212074
Only because everyone knows where/what America is. I am happy to be hated...It makes me smile that no matter how ignorant I am claimed to be, it is the stereotyping that is made that makes you just as ignorant, if not more so.
Feels great.. Enjoy socialism.03/14/08(Fri)12:51:35 No.58212091
>>5821188303/14/08(Fri)12:52:10 No.58212148
Superior.
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It's fan-fuckin-tastic!
03/14/08(Fri)12:52:38 No.58212188
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I fucking love being American. Specially since you take it in the ass and we give it.
03/14/08(Fri)12:52:41 No.58212195
Americanism is worse than Christianity.03/14/08(Fri)12:52:43 No.58212196
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This thread is now about Soviet
03/14/08(Fri)12:52:56 No.58212218
>>5821203203/14/08(Fri)12:53:04 No.58212228
Which means the Europeans were stupid enough to give someone else the nuclear weapons.
Thus Eurofags = Fail.
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I AM AMERICAN, I TALK LOUD
MUSLIMS HATE ME BECAUSE OF MY FREEDOM
HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Couldn't compile entire page, not sure what happened but the page reloaded for some strange reason and I lost the game.
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Dear Diary: A Post About Frustration And Ignorance.
So I keep trying to get into contact with Nick. I last messaged him , and I don't understand why it's been that he's been off line for so long. I called him earlier today and he didn't pick up.
The possible reasons that I can come up with are these:
I scared him off because I'm being too affectionate, and he's starting to like me too much, because he still wants to be with Kristina.
He realized that I'm just not fun, and not worth just having sex with, so he's decided to break off contact.
He got into a fight with his parents and got kicked out.
He got in trouble because his parents found out we had fucked in his house, and he got kicked out.
Nick strikes me as the passive aggressive type. Which is why all these reasons totally make sense to me. I got a message at 1 or 2 in the morning saying this:
[12:41] HaitiNick: [Offline IM sent 10h and 55m ago] hey, yea im actually not dead, or trying to avoid you, i kinda got myself kicked outta my house the other day lol, but im back now - i stayed at my cousins for a few days.
I actually woke up this morning, went to the bathroom and said out loud, "I wouldn't be surprised if his ass got himself into a fight with his parents." Now I want to know why he got into the fight. Nick being Nick, he'll try and be like, "Aw, we just got into this fight, man." It warms my heart to know that even though his chat was offline, he checked to see if there were any messages he may have missed from me. I remember when he was getting ready to leave from the bedroom, he leaned over the bed and said "I think I should leave now" and he kissed me goodbye. It was unnecessary, but cute. It's kinda like what Ben does in the morning. He woke me
up by kissing the underside of my wrist, which had been sticking out from under the blanket. I like it when Ben does little things like that. It makes it harder for me to get mad at him later on.
I was sitting on his computer last night going through the 4chan boards, and he yells from the bedroom, "Come to bed!" And I asked him, "Why do I need to go to bed now?" And he was like, "I don't know, just come to bed!" I think he was trying to say he wanted to cuddle. Lol, I yelled up at him that I'd come up under one condition. I didn't tell him that my one condition was if I could masturbate with out him touching me.
The possible reasons that I can come up with are these:
I scared him off because I'm being too affectionate, and he's starting to like me too much, because he still wants to be with Kristina.
He realized that I'm just not fun, and not worth just having sex with, so he's decided to break off contact.
He got into a fight with his parents and got kicked out.
He got in trouble because his parents found out we had fucked in his house, and he got kicked out.
Nick strikes me as the passive aggressive type. Which is why all these reasons totally make sense to me. I got a message at 1 or 2 in the morning saying this:
[12:41] HaitiNick: [Offline IM sent 10h and 55m ago] hey, yea im actually not dead, or trying to avoid you, i kinda got myself kicked outta my house the other day lol, but im back now - i stayed at my cousins for a few days.
I actually woke up this morning, went to the bathroom and said out loud, "I wouldn't be surprised if his ass got himself into a fight with his parents." Now I want to know why he got into the fight. Nick being Nick, he'll try and be like, "Aw, we just got into this fight, man." It warms my heart to know that even though his chat was offline, he checked to see if there were any messages he may have missed from me. I remember when he was getting ready to leave from the bedroom, he leaned over the bed and said "I think I should leave now" and he kissed me goodbye. It was unnecessary, but cute. It's kinda like what Ben does in the morning. He woke me
up by kissing the underside of my wrist, which had been sticking out from under the blanket. I like it when Ben does little things like that. It makes it harder for me to get mad at him later on.
I was sitting on his computer last night going through the 4chan boards, and he yells from the bedroom, "Come to bed!" And I asked him, "Why do I need to go to bed now?" And he was like, "I don't know, just come to bed!" I think he was trying to say he wanted to cuddle. Lol, I yelled up at him that I'd come up under one condition. I didn't tell him that my one condition was if I could masturbate with out him touching me.
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Dear Diary: A Post About Stubornness And Incredulity.
I got into a spat yesterday with Ben about something that seems insanely trivial to him. Unfortunately, to me, it's a huge deal.
I was in the kitchen cleaning up the stuff from dinner, and his mum was complaining about the dog needing food. Both of us women were currently occupied, so I asked him to come into the kitchen and do something for me. When he got in the kitchen, I asked him if he could do me a favor and feed the dog some food. He went around to his mom, and was complaining about having to get up and feed the dog and why couldn't he just be on his computer and "The dog is Morgan's, not mine!" And the doorbell rings, he runs like a man out of jail to open it, and tells Morgan, "Your dog is hungry. Go feed it." I, though, was in the kitchen and did not hear this until it had been clarified in our argument. After he lets Morgan in, he goes to the LazyBoy and sits there with his laptop, while his brother completely ignores feeding the dog and gets himself a banana. I look at the dogs food bowl and go to fill it for the dog when I remember I had asked Ben to do this task. I turn to the dining room and look through the door jamb and say, "Ben, when I ask you to do something, don't think of it being me asking you to do it, think of it being me telling you to do a favor for me. A personal favor. So could you get up and feed the dog, please?" He looks up and says "It's not my dog, so it's not my responsibility." Tell Morgan to feed his dog, he tells me. I look to Morgan.
"Go feed your dog," I say.
Morgan looks down to the dog as he slides the peel from his banana further down. He moves the banana up to his mouth, and says "Want some banana, dog?" I scoff and turn to Ben.
"Ben, why is it so hard for you to do something so easy as putting food in a bowl?"
[16:53] pyropunksexqueen: Hey
[16:53] bamdragon: hi
[16:53] bamdragon: what's up?
[16:53] pyropunksexqueen: I've been thinking Ben.
[16:53] pyropunksexqueen: About last night.
[16:53] pyropunksexqueen: And what I said.
[16:53] pyropunksexqueen: And what you said.
[16:54] pyropunksexqueen: And what happened.
[16:54] pyropunksexqueen: I don't want to sound drastic
[16:54] pyropunksexqueen: I don't want to come off as too decided on this.
[16:54] pyropunksexqueen: But, I don't think I'm in the right state of mind.
[16:55] pyropunksexqueen: I understand how you feel about doing stuff.
[16:55] pyropunksexqueen: I know how obstinate you can be
[16:55] pyropunksexqueen: And how high my expectations of others are.
[16:57] pyropunksexqueen: Ben, you know how I feel when people don't do stuff when I ask.
[16:58] bamdragon: yea...
[17:00] bamdragon: ...
[17:00] pyropunksexqueen: I don't know about stuff anymore.
[17:04] bamdragon: that's it?
[17:05] pyropunksexqueen: I don't want to be with you
[17:05] pyropunksexqueen: I want to fucking kill myself
[17:06] pyropunksexqueen: I don't want to go through shit
[17:06] pyropunksexqueen: Ben, I hate everything
[17:06] pyropunksexqueen: I think too much
[17:06] pyropunksexqueen: And I can't stop thinking
[17:06] bamdragon: we had one fight and now you want to kill yourself?
[17:06] pyropunksexqueen: I want stuff now
[17:06] pyropunksexqueen: Ben that's not it,
[17:06] pyropunksexqueen: I don't have enough control
[17:06] pyropunksexqueen: I feel like, I can't do anything because of others
[17:07] pyropunksexqueen: I know it's just me being silly, but I feel like I can't handle anything anymore
[17:07] bamdragon: From last night:
(10:11:47 PM) Lyndsi: hey ^_^
(10:12:51 PM) me: sup?
(10:13:00 PM) Lyndsi: nm
(10:13:02 PM) Lyndsi: you?
(10:15:15 PM) me: chilin
(10:15:26 PM) me: Rae is mad at me right now because I didn't feed the dog
(10:16:16 PM) me: I didn't feed the dog because it's Morgan's dog and he was standing right there by the dogs food and the dog was following him around and he was not doing anything and I had already told him to feed his dog so I felt it wasn't my responsibility
(10:16:34 PM) me: but Rae thinks I was disrespecting her or something by not feeding the dog
(10:16:58 PM) me: I didn't disrespect her until afterwards because she started trying to make an issue of it
(10:17:13 PM) Lyndsi: sounds like fun
(10:18:32 PM) Lyndsi: what are you up to tomorrow?
(10:19:22 PM) me: work
(10:19:24 PM) me: why?
[17:08] bamdragon: I still think you're over reacting to the situation
[17:08] pyropunksexqueen: I know what you think
[17:08] pyropunksexqueen: It isn't about the dog food technically
[17:08] bamdragon: yea, I know
[17:09] bamdragon: but that illustrates the fact that you're getting upset about something that was originally more or less irrelevant
[17:10] pyropunksexqueen: I realize that
[17:10] pyropunksexqueen: To you it seems like that
[17:10] pyropunksexqueen: I still feel disrespected.
[17:11] pyropunksexqueen: It bothers me that half the time I ask you to do something you have to fight me everystep of the way.
[17:11] pyropunksexqueen: It doesn't bother me
[17:11] pyropunksexqueen: It makes me so fucking pissed at you
[17:11] pyropunksexqueen: Before I was just kinda bothered by
[17:11] pyropunksexqueen: it
[17:11] pyropunksexqueen: But you kept doing it Ben
[17:11] pyropunksexqueen: I don't ask you for anything hard.
[17:12] pyropunksexqueen: Do I?
[17:13] pyropunksexqueen: What, then, stands out the most?
[17:18] bamdragon: It's not that feeding the dog was hard. Imagine if I Peter left a mess in the kitchen and while he was still there in the kitchen I ordered you to clean it up. How would you react?
[17:19] pyropunksexqueen: He left a mess and was still in the kitchen. Shouldn't you wait until he was done and left it there to ask me?
[17:19] bamdragon: Suppose he spilled something on the floor and then decided to sit down and watch tv or something
[17:19] bamdragon: It's just a hypothetical
[17:20] pyropunksexqueen: Well, honestly, I would clean it up..
[17:20] pyropunksexqueen: If he's obviously unable to do it himself.
[17:20] pyropunksexqueen: But
[17:20] pyropunksexqueen: I would berate him
[17:20] pyropunksexqueen: And you ordering me wouldn't make a difference to me
[17:21] bamdragon: but he's not unable to do it. he's clearly capable of doing it, and so am I. but I chose to order you to do it instead.
[17:21] pyropunksexqueen: I see what you're trying to say
[17:21] pyropunksexqueen: Morgan wasn't in the kitchen when I asked you though
[17:21] pyropunksexqueen: You waited.
[17:22] pyropunksexqueen: You stalled until he was there
[17:22] bamdragon: no, but I let him in and passed it on to him
[17:22] bamdragon: the door rang right after you asked me
[17:22] pyropunksexqueen: RIGHT AFTER YOU GOT TO THE AREA WHERE THE DOGS STUFF WAS
[17:22] pyropunksexqueen: SOD IT BEN IT WAS SO SIMPLE
[17:23] pyropunksexqueen: I give up
[17:23] pyropunksexqueen: There isn't any need for you to say more
[17:23] pyropunksexqueen: Really
[17:23] pyropunksexqueen: You don't need to
[17:27] bamdragon: Look it's not about you asking me to feed the dog. It wasn't a big deal at all until you decided to be like "that wasn't a request, I was ordering you to feed the dog and you better do it or else". At that point I had already passed the task to Morgan so I didn't feel it was my responsibility and when I told you this and you kept trying to order me to do something that clearly (to me) wasn't my responsibility when the person responsible was sitting on their hands was ridiculous. It seemed like you were just trying to assert dominance or shame me into doing something and I don't respond well to that kind of confrontation.
[17:28] bamdragon: You can't micromanage people. It doesn't work. It gets everyone pissed off and people think you're just being a bitch.
[17:28] bamdragon: That's why nobody like Delia
I know that he is, for the most part, stubborn. When I usually ask him to do things for me, he complains, and argues, but I can generally get him to do something, or apologise!, by talking to him logically. He does the same thing with his mother so I shouldn't be so surprised when he acts the same to me, but being raised to be obedient has me expectant towards similar actions as mine. I am just not used to being disobeyed.
I can admit that he's right. I do command people to do stuff because I need to assert my dominance. I do it because I often feel out of control, and telling people to do things gives me the illusory feeling of having the ability to handle things of my own accord. Oh well, I guess when he gets home tonight, I'll try and apologise. Though, should I pretend I didn't read the message he sent me? It wouldn't be worth it to pretend I didn't, I think I told him how Meebo logs offline messages. Thank you Meebo.
*Sighs* Woe is me. I keep looking online for stockings, and I usually don't wear pantyhose because of how horrible they feel, but I think I'll like thigh highs. I need to remember not to wear them too high so I don't rub them out, but it's so hard to find regular opaque thigh highs in my size that aren't lace tops. I don't want lace because the lace would break easy and I have a tendency to pull them up often, so I'd be constantly bothered with thought of ruining them.
Mon april 14th
I was in the kitchen cleaning up the stuff from dinner, and his mum was complaining about the dog needing food. Both of us women were currently occupied, so I asked him to come into the kitchen and do something for me. When he got in the kitchen, I asked him if he could do me a favor and feed the dog some food. He went around to his mom, and was complaining about having to get up and feed the dog and why couldn't he just be on his computer and "The dog is Morgan's, not mine!" And the doorbell rings, he runs like a man out of jail to open it, and tells Morgan, "Your dog is hungry. Go feed it." I, though, was in the kitchen and did not hear this until it had been clarified in our argument. After he lets Morgan in, he goes to the LazyBoy and sits there with his laptop, while his brother completely ignores feeding the dog and gets himself a banana. I look at the dogs food bowl and go to fill it for the dog when I remember I had asked Ben to do this task. I turn to the dining room and look through the door jamb and say, "Ben, when I ask you to do something, don't think of it being me asking you to do it, think of it being me telling you to do a favor for me. A personal favor. So could you get up and feed the dog, please?" He looks up and says "It's not my dog, so it's not my responsibility." Tell Morgan to feed his dog, he tells me. I look to Morgan.
"Go feed your dog," I say.
Morgan looks down to the dog as he slides the peel from his banana further down. He moves the banana up to his mouth, and says "Want some banana, dog?" I scoff and turn to Ben.
"Ben, why is it so hard for you to do something so easy as putting food in a bowl?"
[16:53] pyropunksexqueen: Hey
[16:53] bamdragon: hi
[16:53] bamdragon: what's up?
[16:53] pyropunksexqueen: I've been thinking Ben.
[16:53] pyropunksexqueen: About last night.
[16:53] pyropunksexqueen: And what I said.
[16:53] pyropunksexqueen: And what you said.
[16:54] pyropunksexqueen: And what happened.
[16:54] pyropunksexqueen: I don't want to sound drastic
[16:54] pyropunksexqueen: I don't want to come off as too decided on this.
[16:54] pyropunksexqueen: But, I don't think I'm in the right state of mind.
[16:55] pyropunksexqueen: I understand how you feel about doing stuff.
[16:55] pyropunksexqueen: I know how obstinate you can be
[16:55] pyropunksexqueen: And how high my expectations of others are.
[16:57] pyropunksexqueen: Ben, you know how I feel when people don't do stuff when I ask.
[16:58] bamdragon: yea...
[17:00] bamdragon: ...
[17:00] pyropunksexqueen: I don't know about stuff anymore.
[17:04] bamdragon: that's it?
[17:05] pyropunksexqueen: I don't want to be with you
[17:05] pyropunksexqueen: I want to fucking kill myself
[17:06] pyropunksexqueen: I don't want to go through shit
[17:06] pyropunksexqueen: Ben, I hate everything
[17:06] pyropunksexqueen: I think too much
[17:06] pyropunksexqueen: And I can't stop thinking
[17:06] bamdragon: we had one fight and now you want to kill yourself?
[17:06] pyropunksexqueen: I want stuff now
[17:06] pyropunksexqueen: Ben that's not it,
[17:06] pyropunksexqueen: I don't have enough control
[17:06] pyropunksexqueen: I feel like, I can't do anything because of others
[17:07] pyropunksexqueen: I know it's just me being silly, but I feel like I can't handle anything anymore
[17:07] bamdragon: From last night:
(10:11:47 PM) Lyndsi: hey ^_^
(10:12:51 PM) me: sup?
(10:13:00 PM) Lyndsi: nm
(10:13:02 PM) Lyndsi: you?
(10:15:15 PM) me: chilin
(10:15:26 PM) me: Rae is mad at me right now because I didn't feed the dog
(10:16:16 PM) me: I didn't feed the dog because it's Morgan's dog and he was standing right there by the dogs food and the dog was following him around and he was not doing anything and I had already told him to feed his dog so I felt it wasn't my responsibility
(10:16:34 PM) me: but Rae thinks I was disrespecting her or something by not feeding the dog
(10:16:58 PM) me: I didn't disrespect her until afterwards because she started trying to make an issue of it
(10:17:13 PM) Lyndsi: sounds like fun
(10:18:32 PM) Lyndsi: what are you up to tomorrow?
(10:19:22 PM) me: work
(10:19:24 PM) me: why?
[17:08] bamdragon: I still think you're over reacting to the situation
[17:08] pyropunksexqueen: I know what you think
[17:08] pyropunksexqueen: It isn't about the dog food technically
[17:08] bamdragon: yea, I know
[17:09] bamdragon: but that illustrates the fact that you're getting upset about something that was originally more or less irrelevant
[17:10] pyropunksexqueen: I realize that
[17:10] pyropunksexqueen: To you it seems like that
[17:10] pyropunksexqueen: I still feel disrespected.
[17:11] pyropunksexqueen: It bothers me that half the time I ask you to do something you have to fight me everystep of the way.
[17:11] pyropunksexqueen: It doesn't bother me
[17:11] pyropunksexqueen: It makes me so fucking pissed at you
[17:11] pyropunksexqueen: Before I was just kinda bothered by
[17:11] pyropunksexqueen: it
[17:11] pyropunksexqueen: But you kept doing it Ben
[17:11] pyropunksexqueen: I don't ask you for anything hard.
[17:12] pyropunksexqueen: Do I?
[17:13] pyropunksexqueen: What, then, stands out the most?
[17:18] bamdragon: It's not that feeding the dog was hard. Imagine if I Peter left a mess in the kitchen and while he was still there in the kitchen I ordered you to clean it up. How would you react?
[17:19] pyropunksexqueen: He left a mess and was still in the kitchen. Shouldn't you wait until he was done and left it there to ask me?
[17:19] bamdragon: Suppose he spilled something on the floor and then decided to sit down and watch tv or something
[17:19] bamdragon: It's just a hypothetical
[17:20] pyropunksexqueen: Well, honestly, I would clean it up..
[17:20] pyropunksexqueen: If he's obviously unable to do it himself.
[17:20] pyropunksexqueen: But
[17:20] pyropunksexqueen: I would berate him
[17:20] pyropunksexqueen: And you ordering me wouldn't make a difference to me
[17:21] bamdragon: but he's not unable to do it. he's clearly capable of doing it, and so am I. but I chose to order you to do it instead.
[17:21] pyropunksexqueen: I see what you're trying to say
[17:21] pyropunksexqueen: Morgan wasn't in the kitchen when I asked you though
[17:21] pyropunksexqueen: You waited.
[17:22] pyropunksexqueen: You stalled until he was there
[17:22] bamdragon: no, but I let him in and passed it on to him
[17:22] bamdragon: the door rang right after you asked me
[17:22] pyropunksexqueen: RIGHT AFTER YOU GOT TO THE AREA WHERE THE DOGS STUFF WAS
[17:22] pyropunksexqueen: SOD IT BEN IT WAS SO SIMPLE
[17:23] pyropunksexqueen: I give up
[17:23] pyropunksexqueen: There isn't any need for you to say more
[17:23] pyropunksexqueen: Really
[17:23] pyropunksexqueen: You don't need to
[17:27] bamdragon: Look it's not about you asking me to feed the dog. It wasn't a big deal at all until you decided to be like "that wasn't a request, I was ordering you to feed the dog and you better do it or else". At that point I had already passed the task to Morgan so I didn't feel it was my responsibility and when I told you this and you kept trying to order me to do something that clearly (to me) wasn't my responsibility when the person responsible was sitting on their hands was ridiculous. It seemed like you were just trying to assert dominance or shame me into doing something and I don't respond well to that kind of confrontation.
[17:28] bamdragon: You can't micromanage people. It doesn't work. It gets everyone pissed off and people think you're just being a bitch.
[17:28] bamdragon: That's why nobody like Delia
I know that he is, for the most part, stubborn. When I usually ask him to do things for me, he complains, and argues, but I can generally get him to do something, or apologise!, by talking to him logically. He does the same thing with his mother so I shouldn't be so surprised when he acts the same to me, but being raised to be obedient has me expectant towards similar actions as mine. I am just not used to being disobeyed.
I can admit that he's right. I do command people to do stuff because I need to assert my dominance. I do it because I often feel out of control, and telling people to do things gives me the illusory feeling of having the ability to handle things of my own accord. Oh well, I guess when he gets home tonight, I'll try and apologise. Though, should I pretend I didn't read the message he sent me? It wouldn't be worth it to pretend I didn't, I think I told him how Meebo logs offline messages. Thank you Meebo.
*Sighs* Woe is me. I keep looking online for stockings, and I usually don't wear pantyhose because of how horrible they feel, but I think I'll like thigh highs. I need to remember not to wear them too high so I don't rub them out, but it's so hard to find regular opaque thigh highs in my size that aren't lace tops. I don't want lace because the lace would break easy and I have a tendency to pull them up often, so I'd be constantly bothered with thought of ruining them.
Mon april 14th
Saturday, March 08, 2008
Dear Diary: A Post About Anonimity And Unity.
I switched from being on Myspace to writing on here for a while. I just feel like maybe on here people might see my pleas for help. I know I'm not social, I know I'm avoidant, I know I judge others to critically, but I only do so in my own perverted quest for perfection. Why can't anyone understand that I just don't like mistakes? I can't stand when things are done in a nonsensical manner. You don't put paper on fire to stop a leaky sink. I posted something on OKCupid for my About Me section.
"I should admit though, that I'm dominant in the strangest way. I'll do things for people, like getting things for them, helping them, telling them what to do. I can't explain it very well at the moment, I'll think it through. But I can tell you I do things for people so I know that it gets done correctly.
Someone is in my house, says they're hungry and heads for my kitchen. I don't want them to touch anything or ruin my groove for that room so I say, I'll make you something.
I'm not doing it to be nice, I'm doing it so they can't fuck it up."
Well, I guess I can safely assume that I can never get the control I really want, ever. I was reading this story on GaggedUtopia and oh my god I love it, the ending is just what I want from a slave. I want to be the provider, the one totally in control, but who has the complete trust and devotion of another. I think if I look hard enough and train myself well enough I may be able to attain my perfect slave. If only.
I like the internet for it providing one an ability to be faceless. The internet provides you with the ability to decide if you do or do not want to be publicly recognizable.
Do I believe in monogamy? I'm not sure if I do completely believe I myself can be completely and wholly monogamous, leaving myself only to one other person. I don't exactly frequent the Chan boards, but I still keep tabs every so often. I'd like to think of myself as one of the /b/rethren, but I don't exactly condone everything they do. To each their own, but the /b/ is ful of hipocracy. We have hardcore devotees complaining about how sick and twisted all the shit is on the boards. Like this one inane post about anonymous and it's 'lazy ass' complaining about Scientology.
I swear, for smart people, /b/, you're just a bunch of fucking sheep.
CONSPIRACYFAG? Really? REALLY? You're seriously going to putter on ignoring and mocking the fact that you're being dumbed down, categorized and sorted like products in an assembly line? Used for just another "human resource"? Is the reason you denounce these whistle-blowing posters that you think it's "MATURE" to say "Hey, that's life, deal with it hippy!"? Are you so jaded and apathetic that your life and the lives of your brothers and sisters don't even matter anymore? Are you that disillusioned that you need to justify your seemingly inconsequential life by shooting down these people who desperately try to tell you that you're being taken for a fool?
Why give up and say that you can't change anything when you didn't even fucking try? Are you that far gone? You probably never stood up for anything meaningful in your entire life. Why not start now? How about you stop trying to convince yourselves not to believe bare-faced facts because it could lump you in with "hippies" or "crazies" or "bohemians" or "tin foil hat wearers." Why are you so goddamned afraid?
Yes this is sensationalist and emotionally charged. Why? Because you sleepers need to wake the fuck up! Stop trying to outsmart eachother with pretentious intellectual circle-jerking and do something about this obvious travesty occurring worldwide. Instead of protesting an innocuous and unpopular cult (Scientology), protest and fight for something meaningful and worthwhile! Put the title of Anonymous to the test, instead of embarrassing the shit out of it in front of various cult headquarters!
tl;dr Do something... ANYTHING. Don't just sit on your collective asses and waste away. You have so much goddamn potential, each and every one of you perverted, insane fuckers. I have faith in you and you should too.
The response to this post?
Seriously, fuck off and die.
We've read that post. It's not original. It's not funny. It's not witty. It's pig shit. And you're a fucktard for posting it yet again.
It's the fucking stupidity that smart ass on smart ass, and they can only use profanity to respond and speak.
There was a post on the /b/ board about a website called I've Screwed Up. Here is my submission :
I confess I am gay, smoke crack, rape, steal and lie. I confess that in your eyes this is wrong. In your eyes and my eyes I can agree that smoking crack is hurtful, body soul and mind. In your eyes and my eyes I can agree that raping others is rapacious, body soul and mind. In your eyes and my eyes I can agree that stealing is avaricious. In your eyes and my eyes I can agree that lying is deceitful. In your eyes and my eyes I cannot agree that being gay is a sin. If one were to look up synonyms for 'gay' or 'homosexual' the most negative synonym available would be 'queer'. A synonym for 'queer' is strange. Being gay is strange, and is in no way wrong, bad, mean, or hurtful to anyone. I can agree in your eyes and in my eyes that being gay is joyous, for that is a true synonym of gaity.
I know that it is largely probable that my post will not be put up, but maybe someone will read it, think it smart and witty, and post it else where.
"I should admit though, that I'm dominant in the strangest way. I'll do things for people, like getting things for them, helping them, telling them what to do. I can't explain it very well at the moment, I'll think it through. But I can tell you I do things for people so I know that it gets done correctly.
Someone is in my house, says they're hungry and heads for my kitchen. I don't want them to touch anything or ruin my groove for that room so I say, I'll make you something.
I'm not doing it to be nice, I'm doing it so they can't fuck it up."
Well, I guess I can safely assume that I can never get the control I really want, ever. I was reading this story on GaggedUtopia and oh my god I love it, the ending is just what I want from a slave. I want to be the provider, the one totally in control, but who has the complete trust and devotion of another. I think if I look hard enough and train myself well enough I may be able to attain my perfect slave. If only.
I like the internet for it providing one an ability to be faceless. The internet provides you with the ability to decide if you do or do not want to be publicly recognizable.
Do I believe in monogamy? I'm not sure if I do completely believe I myself can be completely and wholly monogamous, leaving myself only to one other person. I don't exactly frequent the Chan boards, but I still keep tabs every so often. I'd like to think of myself as one of the /b/rethren, but I don't exactly condone everything they do. To each their own, but the /b/ is ful of hipocracy. We have hardcore devotees complaining about how sick and twisted all the shit is on the boards. Like this one inane post about anonymous and it's 'lazy ass' complaining about Scientology.
I swear, for smart people, /b/, you're just a bunch of fucking sheep.
CONSPIRACYFAG? Really? REALLY? You're seriously going to putter on ignoring and mocking the fact that you're being dumbed down, categorized and sorted like products in an assembly line? Used for just another "human resource"? Is the reason you denounce these whistle-blowing posters that you think it's "MATURE" to say "Hey, that's life, deal with it hippy!"? Are you so jaded and apathetic that your life and the lives of your brothers and sisters don't even matter anymore? Are you that disillusioned that you need to justify your seemingly inconsequential life by shooting down these people who desperately try to tell you that you're being taken for a fool?
Why give up and say that you can't change anything when you didn't even fucking try? Are you that far gone? You probably never stood up for anything meaningful in your entire life. Why not start now? How about you stop trying to convince yourselves not to believe bare-faced facts because it could lump you in with "hippies" or "crazies" or "bohemians" or "tin foil hat wearers." Why are you so goddamned afraid?
Yes this is sensationalist and emotionally charged. Why? Because you sleepers need to wake the fuck up! Stop trying to outsmart eachother with pretentious intellectual circle-jerking and do something about this obvious travesty occurring worldwide. Instead of protesting an innocuous and unpopular cult (Scientology), protest and fight for something meaningful and worthwhile! Put the title of Anonymous to the test, instead of embarrassing the shit out of it in front of various cult headquarters!
tl;dr Do something... ANYTHING. Don't just sit on your collective asses and waste away. You have so much goddamn potential, each and every one of you perverted, insane fuckers. I have faith in you and you should too.
The response to this post?
Seriously, fuck off and die.
We've read that post. It's not original. It's not funny. It's not witty. It's pig shit. And you're a fucktard for posting it yet again.
It's the fucking stupidity that smart ass on smart ass, and they can only use profanity to respond and speak.
There was a post on the /b/ board about a website called I've Screwed Up. Here is my submission :
I confess I am gay, smoke crack, rape, steal and lie. I confess that in your eyes this is wrong. In your eyes and my eyes I can agree that smoking crack is hurtful, body soul and mind. In your eyes and my eyes I can agree that raping others is rapacious, body soul and mind. In your eyes and my eyes I can agree that stealing is avaricious. In your eyes and my eyes I can agree that lying is deceitful. In your eyes and my eyes I cannot agree that being gay is a sin. If one were to look up synonyms for 'gay' or 'homosexual' the most negative synonym available would be 'queer'. A synonym for 'queer' is strange. Being gay is strange, and is in no way wrong, bad, mean, or hurtful to anyone. I can agree in your eyes and in my eyes that being gay is joyous, for that is a true synonym of gaity.
I know that it is largely probable that my post will not be put up, but maybe someone will read it, think it smart and witty, and post it else where.
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