Rough Sex (learn your math)

Subject: Rough Sex....Funny Shit Hehe!!!
Body: ruff sexin'
Body: ROUGH SEX!!! DON'T READ THIS IF YOU'RE GONNA GET OFFENDED:

A hug leads to a kiss a kiss leads 2 a finger a finger leads to a hand a hand leads to a lick a lick leads to a suck a suck leads 2 a fuck. So tell me how many people are you gonna hug after you heard this cuz sex is like math u add the bed subtract the clothes divide the legs leave your solution and pray you dont multiply! Send this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years. If you send this in 15 minutes youre safe. Something good will happen tonight at 11:11pm. This is not a joke someone will either call you or
will talk to you online.

Giving head massages the jaw while burning 32 calories.
Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth

Having nice sex burns 358 calories.
Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.
Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal

Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................85 cal

Put on Protection hard ........................... 6 cal
soft..........................315 cal

Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot ......................92 cal
I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal

Entry Holding her..................12 cal
On the floor.................8 cal

With Different Position Missionary..........................358 cal
Doggy...........................316 cal
69 lying...............................286 cal
69 standing.............................512cal
Italian hanger.........................912 cal

Orgasm Real................................112 cal
Faking................................315 cal

After "O" Lying in Bed............................18 cal
hop off the bed............................36 cal
Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal

Get dressed Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
Rushing.........................98 cal
Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal
Heard her dad/2 yr old baby sista at the door.............1942 cal

IF YOU BREAK THIS YOU WILL HAVE THE WORST DAY OF YOUR LIFE
TOMORROW AND AWFUL SEX FOR A YEAR! REPOST THIS AND YOU WILL FIND AMAZING SEX WITHIN ONE MONTH ;)
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